Current location:	Outer Space
Current mood:	angry
Entry tags:	dog unit, jennifer unit, super jaxxon, veronica unit

The Signal Can't Be Stopped
<<BZZZZZZZZ!!!> JAXXON BACK ON LINE <<!!POKE 123345, 9, 0!!//

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//   TODAY I OBSERVED EARTH UNIT VERONICA AMBULATORY AT APPROXIMATELY 2MPH. ABDUCTION COUNTDOWN TIMER RESET. VERONICA UNIT MUST LEARN NUMBERS - INCLUDING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ZERO AND NULL - BEFORE TAKING MY PLACE AS HEAD OF WORLD CRUSHING GALACTIC BATTLE STATION.

//   IN GOOD NEWS, VERONICA UNIT TRIED TO ENSLAVE DOG UNIT BY PLAYING RESTRAINING DEVICE, NO DOUBT USED TO INFLICT TORTURE, AROUND THE DOG UNIT'S NECK. DOG UNIT ESCAPED WITH HELP OF WIFE UNIT "Jennifer'" MUST BE INVESTIGATED FURTHER.

//VERONICA UNIT RELEASED SEVERAL STINKY DIAPERS FULL OF CRAP. i COULD SMELL THEM ALL THE WAY UP HERE IN THE STATION. VERONICA UNIT APPEARS TO SUFFER HER DIAPER CHANGINGS WITH SOME GRACE AND DIGNITY. THIS MUST BE ADDRESSED IMMEDIATELY. STARTING COUNTDOWN TO NUKE LAUNCHER.:

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//WHEN THE COUNTDOWN REACHES NULL.... YOU WILL ALL PAY! EXCEPT VERONICA.