Super Jaxxon ([info]super_jaxxon) wrote,
@ 2002-05-26 12:56:00
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MOVING TO A NEW INVINCIBLE SPACE FORTRESS
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SUPER JAXXON HATES PACKING. HAVING HOMING-MISSLE LAUNCHERS INSTEAD OF HANDS, ITS GENERALLY EASIER TO BLOW UP THINGS THAN TO WRAP THEM IN BUBBLEWRAP. LUCKILY I HAVE MANY MINIONS IN TINY SHIPS WHO ARE ABLE TO HELP.

MY NEW SPACE FORTRESS IS IN A MUCH NICER LOCATION, AND IT FLOATS, SO ITS A WASH THAT WAY. AND OF COURSE IT IS STILL INVINCIBLE.

I HOPE THE MOVERS ARE CAREFUL WITH MY FULE TANKS, INTERCEPTOR MISSLES, GUN EMPLACEMENTS AND RADAR TOWERS. THE SATELLITES ARE ONLY WORTH 300 POINTS SO ITS ALMOST NOT WORTH SHIPPING THEM.

BZZZZT! END TRANSMISSION.

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[info]reinyday
2002-05-26 11:58 pm UTC (link)
But you never know when you'll need extra satellites...

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[info]_wendybird_
2002-05-28 10:46 am UTC (link)
Is that what we are to you? Minions in tiny ships?

Actually, that's probably not me since all I did was look at the scale. I ran your sofa weighing techniques by Mark. He approved of the Jason-sofa-Satyam-2 scale system. Not so much the going only by one scale you stood on as you held half the couch. That was the main one I had problems with, too. (The other one I just had doubts about.)

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[info]super_jaxxon
2002-05-30 01:50 pm UTC (link)
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WENDYBIRD, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD HOW THE COUHCES WERE BEING MEASURED. SUPER JAXXON WAS STANDING ON A SCALE AND LIFTING IT BY HIMSELF JUST TO PROVE HOW STRONG AN SUPER-ROBOT HE WAS. THAT WAS NOT FOR THE PURPOSES OF WEIGHING THE COUCH. A PROPER MINION DOES NOT QUESTION THE COUCH WEIGHING TECHNIQUES OF SUPER JAXXON.
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[info]_wendybird_
2002-05-28 10:47 am UTC (link)
BZZZZT! BEGIN TRANSMISSION.

IT'S TOO BAD THE COUCH YOU CAN'T TAKE TO YOUR NEW SPACE FORTRESS WILL BELONG TO YOUR MINION INSTEAD OF ME. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BLOW IT UP WITH YOUR HOMING-MISSILE LAUNCHERS SO NO ONE CAN HAVE IT.

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