Super Jaxxon (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} super_jaxxon) wrote,@ 2002-05-30 16:02:00 |
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HAVE ARRIVED IN QUADRANT 34X-K11
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I ARRIVED IN MY NEW HOME, QUADRANT 34X-K11 YESTERDAY EVENING VIA COMMERCIAL CARRIER. PERHAPS NOONE BUT A SUPER SPACE ROBOT CAN TRULY APPRECIATE THE IRONY OF HAVING TO TAKE AN ORDINARY AIRPLANE WHEN YOU NORMALLY INHABIT AN INVINCIBLE FLOATING SPACE FORTRESS. NOT TO MENTION THAT MANY OF MY MINIONS ARE THEMSELVES PLANES. BUT THE TRUTH IS, WHEN YOU FACTOR IN FUEL COSTS, ITS MUCH CHEAPER TO FLY THAN TO WARP SPACE AND TIME AND FLY THRU HYPERSPACE TO GET THERE.
I HAVE A FEW DAYS BEFORE I MOVE INTO MY NEW INVINCIBLE SPACE FORTRESS. THERE'S MUCH TO DO BUT RIGHT NOW I FIND MYSELF THINKING OF GETTING SOME SPACE-COOKIES.
BZZZZT! END TRANSMISSION.
BZZZZT! BEGIN TRANSMISSION:
I ARRIVED IN MY NEW HOME, QUADRANT 34X-K11 YESTERDAY EVENING VIA COMMERCIAL CARRIER. PERHAPS NOONE BUT A SUPER SPACE ROBOT CAN TRULY APPRECIATE THE IRONY OF HAVING TO TAKE AN ORDINARY AIRPLANE WHEN YOU NORMALLY INHABIT AN INVINCIBLE FLOATING SPACE FORTRESS. NOT TO MENTION THAT MANY OF MY MINIONS ARE THEMSELVES PLANES. BUT THE TRUTH IS, WHEN YOU FACTOR IN FUEL COSTS, ITS MUCH CHEAPER TO FLY THAN TO WARP SPACE AND TIME AND FLY THRU HYPERSPACE TO GET THERE.
I HAVE A FEW DAYS BEFORE I MOVE INTO MY NEW INVINCIBLE SPACE FORTRESS. THERE'S MUCH TO DO BUT RIGHT NOW I FIND MYSELF THINKING OF GETTING SOME SPACE-COOKIES.
BZZZZT! END TRANSMISSION.
