Super Jaxxon ([info]super_jaxxon) wrote,
@ 2002-06-24 11:30:00
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INTERGALACTIC SHPPING COMPANIES SUCK
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YOU KNOW, ITS HARD TO FIND A REPUTABLE INTER-GALACTIC MOVING COMPANY. SURE, WHEN YOU CALL AND SAY YOU WANT TO MOVE YOUR INVINCIBLE SPACE-POSSESSIONS FROM GALAXY A:QUADRANT 744: SECTOR 7B TO GALAXY B:QUADRANT 34X-K11: SECTOR 3A THEY TELL YOU ITS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT AND ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM. BUT THEN YOUR STUFF DOUBLES IN MASS AT THE WEIGH-STATION (WHAT PERCENT OF LIGHT-SPEED WERE THEY TRAVELING AT?!!) AND THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF CHARGES BEFORE YOU DROP THEM OFF. AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLAST THEM WITH YOUR MISSILE-LAUNCHER ARMS, BUT REMEMBER YOU HAVE NO HANDS AND SO CAN'T UNPACK THE TRUCK YOURSELF. SPACE-DAMN! WHEN MY INVINCIBLE SPACE FORTRESS IS COMPLETE AND I'VE UNPACKED THERE WILL BE A SPACE-RECKONING, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!

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BEEEEP! PS. I'D LIKE TO SHOUT OUT TO MY MINION CURRENTLY STAYING AT THE TINY EARTH NATION OF GERMANY. PAVE THE WAY FOR MY INEVITABLE REIGN!

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[info]_wendybird_
2002-06-24 10:33 am UTC (link)
So I had to wonder after reading the Jason quiz, if your moving experience was akin to Jennifer's with regards to how late the movers arrived and how much more they charged compared to what they quoted you. Did they beat Jennifer's by arriving at 4 a.m.?

I'd like to see a space-reckoning... whatever that is.

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[info]pan2
2002-06-24 12:12 pm UTC (link)
BZZZZT!

Minion in the house!!!

P.S., I make that out to be about 0.87c in order for your mass to double. But of course your computers already told you that.

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0.87C
[info]super_jaxxon
2002-07-01 09:49 am UTC (link)
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP. ALTHOUGH I HAVE A FLOATING-POINT UNIT AS BIG AS ONE OF YOUR EARTH-BATTLESHIPS, I NEVER FINISHED SPACE HIGH SCHOOL. GOOD THING THEY DON'T CHECK FOR THAT WHEN YOU'RE APPLYING FOR A MORTGAGE ON AN INVINCIBLE SPACE FORTRESS. IF YOU WERE A ROBOT, PERHAPS YOU COULD BE GENERAL IN MY ROBOT SPACE ARMY. HOW ARE YOU AT OPERATING IN VACUUMS?

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[info]y8s
2002-06-27 02:29 pm UTC (link) 
BZZZTT!!

I AM HAPPY THAT SUPER JAXXON HAS FOUND A NEW HOME AND ALSO
FOUND A PUBLIC TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL FOR HIS OTHER SUPER ROBOT
COMPANIONS.

SUPER JAXXON SHOULD USE THE FIXED WIDTH FONT TO LOOK MORE SUPER.

BZT.

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RE: FIXED WIDTH FONTS
[info]super_jaxxon
2002-07-01 09:44 am UTC (link)
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THANKYOU EARTH-OAKTOWN-PIMP FOR YOUR SUGGESTION ON FIXED-WIDTH EARTH FONTS. I AM SURE THEY DO LOOK SUPER TO YOUR TINY ORGANIC EYES. YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT BEING AN INCREDIBLY HUGE SUPER SPACE ROBOT I DO NOT HAVE EYES. I DO NOT EVEN HAVE HANDS, JUST MISSLE LAUNCHERS. ACCORDINGLY I SEND MY MESSAGES IN SPACE-BINARY. HOWEVER, WHEN I WRITE MY DOOMSDAY PROCLAMATION ON YOUR EARTH-MOON IN SPACE-LETTERS THAT ARE THE SIZE OF YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, I WILL USE MAKE SURE THEY ARE OF A FIXED WIDTH.

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